jackthecourtesan:

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blackest-ice:

jackthecourtesan:

blackest-ice:

From our THWoD-photoshoot, it was so hot but we managed and a huge thank you to Adelaide for writing such an amazing fanfic! You can read it here, I DEEPLY recommend it! <3

King Pitch - Toyroys

Courtesan Jack - Me

*deep calming breath*

I almost screamed when I saw this. I’m serious. Oh my god. Like seriously. OH MY GOD. Look at you both! You’re PERFECT. Like - I’m squealing right now okay. 

All the details. Oh man all the details *stares endlessly* The patterns and the chain on Pitch’s robe. THAT CROWN. Oh mannnnnn. DId you make that? Or buy it? Because if you bought it I WANT ONE. I WILL WEAR IT WHEN I’M WRITING (well, either that or this one).

And then Jackkkkk oh my goodness. The jewellery! The cuffs! The touch of blue around the collar! The eyeliner! ASDFGHJKL I just love everything okay. 

Most of all though I think I love that last picture. THEY’RE SO HAPPY. I CAN’T EVEN. SOMEONE SEND HELP. 

Wahhh thank you so much! I’m so honoured <3 <3 <3 Are you planning on wearing this to a con? Oh man, this is too amazing. 

*fangirling*

Ahhh, the crown was made…And yes we are planning on wearing this to the Swedish convention ‘Närcon’.

But thank you so much, we’ll maybe post some more photo’s…later..c:


love the consept people please… fanfic of this??

Hi there! These awesome costumes are based on my fic, The Heavy Weight of Duty :)

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HELLO MYSELF! I HAVE NO LIFE! OuO

lovthedevilchild:

HEWO!

WE’RE GONNA DIE ALONE! (ºvº)

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

HELLO PEOPLE I INTRODUCE YOU TO MY WIFE.

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Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.

Thank you men of Tumblr

Awe men of tumblr you are perfect.

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